Baby Owner's Manual

Baby Owner's Manual

Congratulations on acquiring your new baby! Understanding its anatomy is essential to maximizing its cuteness. When all the parts are working together in harmony, it's possible to achieve optimized functionality. Baby parts are important to become familiar with. For example, the cry hole is connected to the snot hole. So if you stop one up with a pacifier, the other may leak. Or if you feed the cry hole too much, there are going to be problems in the poop factory. Read on for further instructions. [Pleated Jeans]

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